Forum:So what the fork has been happening 'round these parts?

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I have been stealthily avoiding ?pedia since the rough time that school began, around a month ago. How typical of me, limping back to my former internet lover called Illogicopedia when I should be doing school work (I'm about 23 minutes behind schedule on starting my lab report as of now.). Oh, the memories.

Back to the point, I demand a detailed account of what has happened since I have been away. EVERY DETAIL. Hint: don't let Gruntled do it, he'll just slobber all over the servers. Not as though that matters, Roberto will devour the servers (and subsequently the slobber) anyway. —rms talk 03:24, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Uh yeah. We had an IOTM election, we ate cheeze, and did stuff worthy of such miscreants as urselves. We got moar features, beat off spambots with politcal nonsense, founded The Illogicomedia Foundation, made DTH a published author of sorts, and just assed around wrote crappy articles. Does that sum it up for you?--Colonel Sanders 09:55, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Stuff has happened? What is this madness?! ~ Pointy.png 12:48, 14 Serpeniver 2011

RootMeanSquare: You lose, I'm writing it. Here's the details:

  1. "Enter The Fat One" was screened. Everyone but my dog loved it.
  2. We decided to blame you for the boating kerfluffle.
  3. We met aliens on the moon because they're shy.
  4. The coffee bar now stocks those little Cuban coffees.
  5. Swordplay was written in to the "Smelly Socks: The Underling".
  6. Caterwauling was legalized.
  7. Seppy was wrong once, but right 8 times. I suck.
  8. The password is "reacharound".
  9. There are no goats on this page.
  10. The best way to kill an possessed geese is electrocution.
  11. Regis Philbin is both a name and a parallel universe where cheerleaders are missing teeth.
  12. Smell?
  13. "There is no credit card required to sleep with us".
  14. The mustache has needed cleaning for weeks.
  15. Hindley made Jimi Hendrix sound better with Autotune.

Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 04:38, 15 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)