Forum:The FOOTBALL World Coup

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I'm expecting a good, clean game on Saturday - I mean last years PS2 game present didn't exactly live up to expectations.

Anyway, the footy. 2-1 to England on Saturday me reckons.--Ben ^Blade 19:33, 9 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

A clean game? So you consider getting your asses kicked by a country that calls it "soccer" to be a clean game? Okay then. --T3 20:12, 9 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Actually, If you noticed, that was a bad pun for an unrelated joke - and sorry mate, USA aren't any good at football. Head before heart, always.--Ben ^Blade 18:28, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Hey man. Don't be a hater. The english invented that name. I should know. I was there. And yes, I agree. 2-1. In addition:

South Africa 1-1 Mexico

Uruguay 1-1 France (and it'll be a big disappointment and everyone will complain, no?)

Korea Republic 1-0 Greece

Argentina 2-1 Nigeria

England 2-1 USA ('course.)

Algeria 0-1 Slovenia (even though I hate their faces.)

Serbia 2-1 Ghana

Germany 1-0 Australia

Netherlands 4-1 Denmark

Japan 1-2 Cameroon

Italy 2-1 Paraguay

New Zealand 0-0 Slovakia

Ivory Coast 1-3 Portugal

Brazil 3-0 Korea DPR

Honduras 0-2 Chile

Spain 3-1 Switzerland

That is all.

I bet fiddy dolla. Fiddy dolla, anyone? Fiddy dolla?

--Fishalishalish 00:16, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Anyone go for 3-2 England? I'm all for it. I mean, this is America! How could we win at football? —rms talk 00:36, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

We can't. Simple fact of life. Had to deal with it since childhood. But who cares. We win at everything else anyways. --Fishalishalish 01:45, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

America is the land of the free. Fuck soccer, and how bad we suck at it —rms talk 02:14, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Winner: Spain

Runner Up: Brazil

Third Place: Argentina

Fourth Place: France

England will go out in the quarter finals in penalties against France. Mark my word.--Ben ^Blade 18:28, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Penalties? What do you mean? Your team is made up of too many panzies to even hurt a fly. Unless of course faking an injury is a penalty, then England will be getting penalties like Golden Tate gets maple bars (RMS, please tell me you get that). --T3 18:34, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Who's golden tate and what's a maple bar? i'm lost here. —rms talk 18:36, 10 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

To the World Cupmobile! Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:50, 11 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

T3, where did you get that idea from? Bring on tomorrow--Ben ^Blade 16:16, 11 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

As much as I've never really spoken to him, Fishalishalish's predictions are 100% correct right now. Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:10, 11 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Pfft. By the way, RMS, Golden Tate is a wide receiver for the Seahawks who stole maple bars (a type of pastry) from a bakery. --T3 19:44, 11 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

^lol. I've never heard of this. Also, BOOOOOYAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Sucks to all those ppl at my school who said that south africa would win. --Fishalishalish 21:39, 11 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

T3, please concede the fact that USA aren't that good at football.--Ben ^Blade 21:53, 11 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Please concede the fact that USA is very good at football. We invented it, after all. WAIT! You mean soccer! Ohhh!!! --T3 03:40, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Please concede to the fact that I am hungry for.... more —rms talk 03:50, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Moor? The people who conquered Spain in like the 400's? --T3 04:01, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

No I mean like the crap spinning around on my ceiling, aka the shit that hit the fan —rms talk 04:06, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Oh... But how would shit hit a fan? Would you have to like projectile shit towards a fan? So many questions... --T3 06:47, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Lord almighty, what started as a simple argument about football has escalated into a full-on scat fest in a matter of hours! I'll bet Heskey gets a hat trick. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:49, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

...leave it to an American to talk shit after a draw...

Yeah! 2 to 1 Ben? No sir! I assume your goalie was eating a bagel or potato or something before the game because how else would he get butter on his gloves? I mean, I COULD MAKE THAT PLAY! I haven't played soccer or football in a while but last time I checked, the ability to grab the ball was an important skill to have... Maybe not anymore, heh heh. So, yeah. See you in the second round, bitches. --T3 22:22, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Second round, whut

as usual, US will get swamped but the other teams, the ones they're supposed to beat. England's going to win their next two, US is going to draw or lose, and then England moves on. —rms talk 23:40, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

What's up with the confidence? We're gonna win! --T3 04:20, 13 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

No its soccer

omg no it's soccer. or maybe quidditch. --Nerd42 00:09, 14 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Let us forget about the fact that Green is as yeller as marmalade...

And talk about those darned horny buggers. They keep on doing it, not stopping for anything. Maybe there is a market there... how much do those hornys cost? Cos they should make em £200 billion quid a piece so only one will exist. And everyone will invest 2p at a time, between the ration collection and the busking. And it'll be big, like those things in space known as planets. Everyone can blow down it at once, and it'll put Henry the Hoover off from handballing again! WHOSE WID ME? DG |Chatty Chaps| 20:19, 17 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

The people in white coats. Also, Go England, let's beat these smelly Algerians like they just knocked off our bowler hats! -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:13, 17 Yoon 2010 (UTC)