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To be Furbish is to resemble, act or otherwise bear resemblance to a Furby (not to be mistaken for Furubbish, which is the act of throwing away an item in the same manner as a Furby). It is the direct result of being bitten by a Furby.
Some typical furbish symptoms include: making annoying word-like sounds while others are speaking, wiggling one's ears, learning inappropriate curse words, having sex with chimpanzees or demanding attention at 2 o'clock in the morning. There is some debate in the medical world as to whether or not "Furbishness" is a disease or simply people being annoying and looking for attention. The doctors proposing that it may be a disease, theorize that it is almost certainly a side effect of gas buld up in the head similar to exploding head syndrome; the most notable proponent of this belief is Dr. Seuss. According to most research "Furbish Syndrome" is aggravated in groups,and putting a number of furbish individuals in close proximity will cause their actions to become exaggerated and possibly life threatening, especially as battery levels become low.
To be Refurbish is to continue acting Furbish even after someone has repeatedly told you to shut up, and even threatened physical harm and/or battery removal death
Furbish tendencies have been noted in George W. Bush, Sam Alito, and Germany. It also presents itself often in Furries.