Girls are evil (mathematical proof)

Girls are evil. ^{[Certified Accurate!]} No doubt about it. Not only can we know that girls are evil but we can know it with absolute certainty via mathematical proof. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

First we state that loving a girl requires time and money. ^{[Certified Accurate!]} Love is selective ^{[Certified Accurate!]} and discriminating, ^{[Certified Accurate!]} thus divisive. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

${Girls \over Love}=Time\times Money$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

And we all know "Time is Money".

$Time=Money$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

Therefore:

${Girls \over Love}=Money\times Money$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

${Girls \over Love}=Money^{2}$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

Solving for Girls:

$Girls=Love\times Money^{2}$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

And because "the love of money is the root of all evil":

$Love\times Money={\sqrt {Evil}}$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

It follows that:

$Love\times Money^{2}={\sqrt {Evil^{2}}}$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

$Love\times Money^{2}=Evil$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

And we are forced to conclude that:

$Girls=Evil$ ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

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