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Haiku are easy But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
Did you know that our whole haiku article is written in haiku?
You won't believe this Illogicopedia Best web site ever
What is a haiku? Do you know what it could be? I certainly don't!
Five syllables first Then seven more in this line Then five once again
Oh OK I see! That looks very, very cool I will try some too
This is a haiku This page has been vandalised By Willy on Wheels
Hey, another one This page has been vandalised By Willy on Wheels on Wheels
Hey, that's not haiku I know it surely isn't Seven in the end
Yur yur yur yur yur, Fee feed feed fed fiu fiu fil, Ming ming ming ming ming
See they are so nice I could make these poems up Forever and then
What are you saying? I notice we are talking Only in haiku
Well that is the point Of this incredible page Show what is haiku
All right then I see Just you will please take some care I will tell you why
This person has reached A higher level now that It can read our thoughts
Who is this person? By any chance Sophia No it's me, you fool
Don't call me a fool Like Uncyclopedia Poor old Uncle Pete
No I will you know Because it is the plain truth You are stupid, see
This is getting weird Really I can tell you I can read your thoughts
Oh you can can you? That is very noticeable Refrigerator
Nonsense poems sing Sing for people so nicely I'm a user here
This is a haiku What a generic first line Tilde ~ frickin' ~ sign
Oh dear god help me I'm being eaten alive Help m- gurgle blub
I love Dot Matrix She is my frickin' waifu Scientology
Haiku is something That came from Japan Expressing the four seasons
Japanese Haiku should be Written in 5-7-5 sounds Wonder how it is in English
This is depressing Why are we still doing this It is time to stop
You can also see[edit | edit source]
They'd have written an articre in Engrish.
I saw a Japanese guy saying, "Soorii, wii donto speeku Ingrishu."
- Article on Poetry
it's pretty good too