Haiku

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Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
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Did you know that our 
whole haiku article is 
written in haiku?

You won't believe this
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Best web site ever

What is a haiku?
Do you know what it could be?
I certainly don't!

Five syllables first
Then seven more in this line
Then five once again

Oh OK I see!
That looks very, very cool
I will try some too

This is a haiku
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By Willy on Wheels

Hey, another one
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By Willy on Wheels on Wheels

Hey, that's not haiku
I know it surely isn't
Seven in the end 

Yur yur yur yur yur,
Fee feed feed fed fiu fiu fil,
Ming ming ming ming ming

See they are so nice
I could make these poems up
Forever and then

What are you saying?
I notice we are talking
Only in haiku

Well that is the point
Of this incredible page
Show what is haiku

All right then I see
Just you will please take some care
I will tell you why

This person has reached
A higher level now that
It can read our thoughts

Who is this person?
By any chance Sophia
No it's me, you fool

Don't call me a fool
Like Uncyclopedia
Poor old Uncle Pete

No I will you know
Because it is the plain truth
You are stupid, see

This is getting weird
Really I can tell you
I can read your thoughts

Oh you can can you?
That is very noticeable
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Nonsense poems sing
Sing for people so nicely
I'm a user here

This is a haiku
What a generic first line
Tilde ~ frickin' ~ sign

Oh dear god help me
I'm being eaten alive
Help m- gurgle blub

I love Dot Matrix
She is my frickin' waifu
Scientology

Haiku is something
That came from Japan
Expressing the four seasons

Japanese Haiku should be
Written in 5-7-5 sounds
Wonder how it is in English

This is depressing
Why are we still doing this
It is time to stop

You can also see

This article was not written by Japanese people. They'd have written an articre in Engrish.   I saw a Japanese guy saying, "Soorii, wii donto speeku Ingrishu."

• Article on Poetry
  it's pretty good too