Hot Dog
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“I am da hot dog, you are da hot dog we are all happy happy hot dogs”
“Hot dogs? No, I don't much care for them.”
“HOTDAWG!!!!!¡!!!!!!!¡!!!!”
A Hot Dog is a delicious meal fed to other sacks of flesh & water so that they can lose their mouths. These tasty treats are created when a wiener is castrated, stuffed into a bread bun, and has copious amounts of mustard squirted onto it. Don't forget to add a small teaspoon of dog hair, and voilà! A perfectly crisp Hot Dog!
My reaction upon eating my first Hot Dog[edit | edit source]
Hot Dog, Hot Dog, tastes like porkbutt.
Hot Dog, Hot Hog, is so good! I like Hot Dogs, with the chilly, and the cheese, and the relish, and the salt, and the olive oil, and the this, and the that, and whatever.
Trivia: Hot Dogs 101[edit | edit source]
- Discordians are not allowed to eat Hot Dog buns.
- Joey Chestnut can eat 69 Hot Dogs in 10 minutes. Joey is Love, Joey is Life.
