HowTo:Solve a Sudoku

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“Oooh, the man in the mirror can't solve a sudoku!”

~ {{{2}}}

-Michael Jackson

“I say sudoku should be annihalated, just like Al-Queda. It contributed to 9/11.”

~ {{{2}}}

-Dubya

“I'm stuck in Prison solving a sudoku. I'm really bored and wish I could watch the Simpsons. NEED... SATIRE...”

~ {{{2}}}

-Uncle Pete

Well, I don't think you came to WikiHow for quotes. But for being so patient, here is another one...

“Sudoku is not my thing. I grew a pizza from one, but I need to gain weight as my psychiatrist said.”

~ {{{2}}}

-An Anorexic

So, using Internet Explorer, eh? Bill Gates making you eat viruses. You need...

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Welcome back with your Mac. To reward your patience, here is the information needed to solve sudoku.

“Oh, so hard. Why can't I grow a cell phone since I can't afford one.”

~ {{{2}}}

-Some dummy

Oops, I lied to you. Here is the info.

What you need[edit]

1. A sudoku puzzle

2. Ink pen for maximum erasing capibility

3. A Bruce Springsteen record

4. A knowledge of modern love songs

5. A Conservapedia essay

Background Info[edit]

A sudoku is ugly. So that means it contains numbers 1-9. You must fill in numbers 0-12 with guesswork.

Steps[edit]

1. Guess the first area.

2. Guess the rest of it.

3. Submit it to Rosie O'Donnel in Mars.

4. Let her correct it.

5. Get a reward of fladdies.

6. Break your leg with telekenesis.

Alternatively, put the numbers 1 to 9 randomly in the boxes and pretend to look brainy. Nobody checks them anyway.

Outro[edit]

Now you can solve sudoku! Be proud and buy yourself a danish!

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