IllogiMusic:Gotta Get Down In My Something Or Other

Yeah!

Let's boogie on down to the sounds of rocket fire

How did I end up above the dancefloor?

I have no idea

Let's all make sure to wear

Protective clothing (protective clothing)

Including these specialised shoes

Come on

Put on your dancin' shoes

That also provide protection from fire

And also these earmuffs

To provide protection from America

Girls and guys can wear the shoes

The shoes are heels

But I don't care

Guys can wear the shoes

Let go of your inhibitions

Come on!

Zoom out to outer space

Zoom off into the floor.

Hah, looks like you died. Serves you right for being so reckless. Who's gonna shake their wibble from side to side now?

Conclusion

I heard her voice and grew a tumour.

Eh, the British version sounds like opera anyway.