IllogiNews:Moth causes havoc

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19th Yoon, Americanland

Hundreds of people have died after a deadly dogfight between an American fighter jet and a moth ended in chaos and flames. The moth entered US air space last night just above Utah so the loss really doesn't matter that much. The order came from Dubya Bush as he thought it a threat to his pink and purple pyjamas.

The battle lasted twenty-six days with the moth victorious and 3500 soldiers dead, 1000 critically maimed and Bush's pyjamas are unharmed. Phew. Many people from Utah are protesting the loss of their loved ones but the rest of the nation doesn't care or is parading MySpace. Condoleeza Rice stated that she had an intense orgasm when Bush gave the order which is completely unrelated. She also traded her two front teeth for a pack of smokes which is also entirely irrelevant. Bush slept soundly that night while a Vietnam veteran crawled around his destroyed town with nothing more than his head. He was found dead later on squished between a duck's tight anus. Irrelevant.

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