IllogiNews:Video Killed the Radio Star
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“Hmmm. Well, Limbaugh will be missed. How's about a potluck?”
“Video in fact did kill the radio star.”
FLATSVILLE, Colorado-radio star Rush Limbaugh of the teen craze fame was on video today. Limbaugh was on CNN's Gary King Last Night. The shock of being on video put Limbaugh into a coma, as he was not on radio. Limbaugh was reported dead right after a beef and bean burrito during coma phase. The teens will miss radio star Limbaugh, and his funeral will be open to female groupies and aliens from Mars tomorrow. Perhaps they will also allow Bill O'Reilly in there too, but probably not Glenn Beck. In other news, it will be sunny with a chance of freedom fries for the next 3 centuries.