Glenn Beck

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Sir Glennie Beck Czar IX


Glenn Marie Beck (2544554 B.C.-5455434) was a freak that was a popular baseball player back in the 25545434th Century. He is owned by the Crazy Guy's Association and such. No one knows what happened to Beck, but he died in a year other than the one

Uhh, who is this guy?

specified. He is remembered as making a career out of achieving name recognition by being the person that anyone who thinks that everyone they disagree with is stupid loves to hate the most.

Early Life[edit]

Beck started as a genius back then whenever that no one cares about. He started as an ugly ape that eventually turned into a human with magic and Darwin. He sucked his thumb and did not really do much else.

Career[edit]

Beck played for the Detroit Collaborators in their basketball tournament and gained 2346435566564 home runs in the first 3 seconds in his career. He then died from ugly cancer.

Political blowhards

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