IllogiNews talk:Study shows that 666% of chocolate in America is consumed by high school girls

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Unintelligible gibberish, outstanding herpetic composure, silicon deposition resilient... what more can I say? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:58, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

You could potentially mention the propensity for marketing techniques to further the generalisations off which they attempt to function... ~ Pointy.png 06:20, 18 Ditzimber 2010
Thank you, Gruntled, for giving my article such praise. And Athyria, whaaaa?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 13:36, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
CS, your article speaks, if summarily and perhaps unintentionally, toward certain trends common in popular media, propagating societal standards that were merely intended to be used. That's what's so lovely about these things... they tend to reference stuff. Scary stuff. Questionable stuff. Stuff nobody likes to mention, or stuff that would get laughed away, and it doesn't matter because the entire pile of stuff is such insincere madness that... er... what was I saying? But seriously, you done good. Sometimes I like to ramble about intelligent-sounding stuff. It makes me feel intelligent. ~ Pointy.png 15:46, 18 Ditzimber 2010
Hmmm. Quite. Although this article may be the most accurate thing at Illogic.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:02, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
There are some pretty scarily accurate things here, though... o_O Like that thing about Venus. Did you read that thing about Venus? You did, I know it. Well, it's ALL TRUE! All... one sentence of it. ~ Pointy.png 16:42, 18 Ditzimber 2010
This article... eh?--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 22:58, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
It's an unintelligible piece of gibberish, go away, Mynameissecret. I realize that.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 03:58, 19 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Fermented chunks of porcine bronchi, beveled properly, should be a suitable substitute for rotini and French Poinsettia sauce. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:34, 19 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Poinsettia sauce? Now that's one I haven't seen before. ~ Pointy.png 19:34, 19 Ditzimber 2010