IllogiZoo:Innocent human
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Innocent human | ||
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Find the innocent human in this picture. | ||
Conservation Status | ||
Least Concern | ||
Kingdom | Animalia | |
Phylum | Vertebrata | |
Class | Mammalia | |
Order | Meatbag | |
Family | Human | |
Genus | Canis | |
Species | H. Useless | |
Width | 0.4m (avg) | |
Length | 2m (avg) | |
Binomial Name | ||
(Panchromatic Resonance, 2011) | ||
“There aren't any! You're ALL guilty!!”
“Aaaaah! It's a Dalek!”
“Bob dole.”
Innocent humans are strange animals commonly found in badly animated movies such as Godzilla, Jurrasic Park and Doctor Who. They are not endangered, which is a surprise considering the rate that they are killed, by marauding aliens and the like. They communicate by screaming shrilly.
They are commonly found in large crowds waiting to be slaughtered.
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And nothing else.