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| Innocent human | ||
|---|---|---|
 Find the innocent human in this picture. | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Meatbag | |
| Family | Human | |
| Genus | Canis | |
| Species | H. Useless | |
| Width | 0.4m (avg) | |
| Length | 2m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(Panchromatic Resonance, 2011) | ||
“There aren't any! You're ALL guilty!!”
“Aaaaah! It's a Dalek!”
“Bob dole.”
Innocent humans are strange animals commonly found in badly animated movies such as Godzilla, Jurrasic Park and Doctor Who. They are not endangered, which is a surprise considering the rate that they are killed, by marauding aliens and the like. They communicate by screaming shrilly.
They are commonly found in large crowds waiting to be slaughtered.
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And nothing else.