A feral Snap-billed mreetwass, disguised as pork butcher.
|Weight||16 kg. (avg)|
|Width||0.2 to 70 meters|
|Length||1.3 to 7.0 meters|
The snap-billed mreetwass is a legendary creature with the body of a unicorn, the tail of a griffin/eyrie, the face of a Korean person, and the wings of a leprechaun (if a leprechaun had wings). The mreetwass feeds on DVDs of the Larry Sanders Show and reproduces once a year, always on Cinco de Mayo. The mreetwass is notable for only being identifiable by one Mr. David O'Brien of Atlanta, Georgia. Mr. O'Brien is the world's foremost and only authority on mreetwasses and Mreetwassery (the study of mreetwasses); all inquiries should be directed to him.
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