Georgia

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The soup is being bombarded in this recent photo of the South Ossetian war.

“Hey we've been invaded! Fetch me my carrot.”

~ Georgian civilian

Georgia (Georgian: Tb'arq'vakh'mtskh'shvili'ani'umi'adze'a'd'z'e') is the only country in the world that has herpes. Eh heh...

Facts[edit]

  • It's the only country to have herpes of the mouth
  • It likes soup

History[edit]

When Georgia was little he toyed around with a science kit. It exploded.

And he died.

But then he turned into Georgia (the country) and everything was spiffing. Simply spiffing I say wot wot wot! Fnar fnar fnar.

“Butter me up a spiff. Oh I like what you did there!”

See also[edit]

American states

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