IllogiZoo:Woodles
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| Woodles (Weedeley Wanh) | ||
|---|---|---|
 Awww, isn't he cute? | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Aviatrix | |
| Order | Scatomatopeoa | |
| Family | Wanh | |
| Genus | Weedeley Weedeley | |
| Species | W. W. Woodles | |
| Width | 0.50m (avg) | |
| Length | 1.50m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(Richard Bottomfeeder, 2011) | ||
Woodles are those wierd green chickens you sometimes find at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. No, not those ones, silly, the 500 foot tall ones who speak wublish.
That's right, those ones.
What, you haven't heard of that kind of woodle? Rubbish. If woodles do not exist, then you must be Crazy, a bit like Silent Penguin. Now, back to the point, woodles are lawful good green and blue chickens, (which also happens to be a bit like Silent Penguin).
They sometimes feed on Wikipe-tans, although as a result of this they also frequently suffer mop-beating-induced forehead wounds.