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|Motto: In Koala we trust|
|Anthem: "I Love You, Koalafornia"|
|Largest city||Lost Angels|
|Official languages||English, Australian English, Indonesian, Japanese, Spanish, Southern Koalafornian Vernacular English/Spanish (Spanglish), Filipino, and Gumlish|
|Prime Minister||Dr. Giratina|
|Religion||Discordianism 80%, Christianity 12%, Islam 4%, Other 4%|
|Population||About 1-2 koalas per tree in Koalafornia, so that is censored|
|Area||Over 400 million trees|
|Population density||See 'Population'|
|Major exports||Fur and cuteness|
|Major imports||Everything else|
|National animal||You've probably guessed by now|
|Favourite pastime||Koala punching|
|Opening hours||2.00am-11pm (on Sundays 23.45 hours)|
|Calling code||+61 111111111|
Koalafornia is where they're at. By they, we mean koalas, of course!
Koalafornia is also known as "The Australian Outba."
- Wombat, of course!