LOL Clock
There is an LOL Clock in the east of the northern easterns. LA LA LA! Sing with me, Mr.Clock.
No I don't want to.
Then I'll have to eat you. DOON DOON DAN DOON DAN DIN DING DANG DOONG DING DAN DAN DOODADEE
LA L A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
- ta da da
- too doo doo
- tee dee dee
- doo da
- dee dee dee dee
- dee dee
- dee
- eeedededeedede!
OH A YO HO YO HO YO HOYO HO.
You better sing, Mr.Clock.
No, I am LOL-ing only.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
No too much LOLS LOLZ man. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. Rolling Stones. Stones hurt my eye,
AIYEE! oh I mean....EYE-YEE! You see, there are stones in my face, Mr. Clock. LOLOLOLOL!
NO ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL.
I shoot you with my new improved fun-time arrow!
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owee. my bumbum hurties so much-a-much. MUCH!
MUNCHIES! MUNCH munch munch munch!
PUNCH! PUNCH punch punch punch
Mr.Clock, my face is bleeding. YAY! LOLOLOOL! NO. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL.
Ya way. No way.
NO WAI!!!!
Cheese burger ohhh CHeese burger ohhhh Mr.Clock
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Can O call you, MR. CLICK? I think you should die, kid.
The kid?!?!/?!?!?!?!
Slash? oh, yo umean / What, umean it's u mean.
U R MEAN.
No, I am Mr. CLOCK DA DA DA D AD A D AD D AD D A D
After i eat bananas, i will transform, yes. I will. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. Sell me bicycles off EBAY! EBAY! EBAYYY!!
Heebay no heebay alabalabalbalba! no wai!!!!
YA WAI!!!!!!!
I EAT YOU!!!!! TRY IT!!!!!
YOU'RE TOO TOUGH!!!!!!!
I'M MADE OF RUBBER!!!!!!!!
MONKEY.D. LUFFY!!!!!!!!!
CHEESE!!!!!!!! YOU TRY IT!!!!!!!! THEN YOU BUY IT!!!! FROM BEST BUY!!!!!!!!! YA YA YA YA YA!!!!!!!!!
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Mr.Clock can recite the time!
Yes, the time. Indeed.TIME!
MUHAR MUHAR MUHAR MUHAR! ahh, i think i swill use the spa. SWILL MAN!
SWILL? NO, YOU MUST TAJE YOUR PILL
MUHAMAHAMUHA!!! JIJIJIJIJIJIBUBU! LA LA LA LA LA!
LQ? WHy do you ask LQ? LQ LQ LQ LQ?
ILL KILL U (LQU)
ALE QUI YOU?
L LA La L AL LA LA LA A?
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Randumb Page is falling down falling down falling down Randumb page is falling down la di ladida.
OH NURSERY RHYMES, MR CLOCK! no. shut up kid.
Mr.Clock, can I have a sandwich.
SURE! A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
That joke is old,.....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
ARGHENSCHMARGEN! Hee hoo ha. Indeed it is. I WILL USE GOOGLE TO FIND THE BLAH OF ETERNITY! THE BLAH IS MINE!!!! PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT! TYPETPYE+T.
THE SUM IS CLEAR. IT IS TTYPE! yes type + t! I KNEW IT.
EYE NEW IT.
YA YOU DID, MR.CLOCK!
SHUT UP, KID!
BUT MY NAME's TOMMY!
NO, TOMMY. YOU'RE PETER!
NO I'M NOT!
OH HO HO!
YES BOY, YOU ARE!
NO I'M NOT!
BUT... YOU ARE!
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Huh. Huh. HUHUHUHUHUUHUHUH!
Ya MR.CLOCK! YOU FOUND ME OUT!
NO.. I DID! NO...YOU DID. SHUT UP, BENSON DID! NO, I DID! PETER PETER PETER. PEWTER CITY!
Hello, have you seen my.....
SON! YOU'RE NOT HIM!!!!
uh....drip drop cant stop rapping even though i suck man. YA MR.CLOCK SUCKS AT RAPPING>
Joo ja jao jaojaoja oajoajojaochic hic hic hcichick aboom boom chik! Beatboxing is for da pro, shizzle ma nizzle! CHAKIZZLE!
Oh, you mean that American Idol Guy? Chikizie Ezie? no, i mean
Mr.Clock, you're late for tea. JI JI JI BOOM! The manhattan project was nigh. YEs, so nigh! TEA!
of course, I knew that.
I said, t
THE LETTER, NO NOT POSTMAN PAT!!!
mu ha clock boy. i eat pips like you for...wait i cant eat, i got no teeth! oh no teeth no teeth no teeth no teeth.
ya no teeth. he i got no teeth. no teeth! Oh no teeth!
TEA-TH!
Oh yeah, TEA! ' AND YOU!
AND VEE! AND DOUBLE U! AND ...ok, I have my tea, lah.
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Hey, did you call me? no, I didn't I have no phone.
SO TEA WAS FOR MR.CLOCK. pOSMAN PAT FIND TEETH IN DRAIN! LAH! PHONE BROKE DOWN! PICKUP TRUCK EXPLODED! TERRRORISTS ATTACK!
AND THE MANHATTAN PROJECT IS COMPLETE! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! IM A CLOCK!
Hey, have you seen my rabbit?
Rabbit? NONONONONNNONO! NOT THE RABBIT!!!
RIBBIT!
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