Mad Cow

Look out, behind you! Oh no, it's already too late.

What a mad cow does? Apparently, from my Wikipedia sources, which are very tasty sauces thankyew, I have found out that mad cows be mad by doing something utterly butterly, like buttering up your nob.

“How do you figure?”

~ Some bat crazy guy who questions everything I say and do

Simple, Richard Head, I thought up something so off the wall, that the wall couldent even catch up with it.

“Bullshit”

~ The bat crazy guy who etc etc

Indeed. Next? slaughtering cows.

Madder Cow

Wild madder, Indian madder, madder yellow, madder lake, madder cow

Cow be sufficient mad to start. Tip cow -- tip cow clean over -- undertip cow -- same either way. Cow mad, cow tipped, cow down, cow rose even madder

Road Rage Cow

Moooooo???

Madder cow, farmer leave truck, leave by field, why not, who take rattly old pickup truck? Cow? Hahahahah! Oh oop, yuh, cow. Cow in truck, cow in traffic, cow wicked bad mad, cow now Road Rage Cow. Bad stuff happen.

Cow stuck.

Poor cow.

See also

• Your mum.
• Cow
• Woc

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