Malware

Malware is a computer add-on that can help improve the overall usage of the computer, it also prevents lag and other technical difficulties from arising within the system. It is strongly recommended to execute a Malware file on the Operating System as it can prevent harm to the computer, resulting in relief, happiness, arousal, pleasure and joy. Malware has been known to invade personal privacy while surfing the web, it can cause the computer to corrupt and act in a peculiar and unexpected manner at times, we personally recommend that if any of these symptoms occur, to kindly ignore and carry on using the computer for your 50,000 word essay.

Types of Malware

There are many types of Malware that have been created over the past century, here are some examples:

• Spyware
• Grayware
• Ransomware
• Dribbleware
• Badware
• Adware
• Scareware
• Rareware
• Carewear (often affiliated with the Care Bears.)

How to manage Malware

Installing an Anti-Virus program like Avast! can really have negative effects on the working conditions of the Operating System. If potential threats (Norton AntiVirus, for example) are detected on the system, scroll the mouse over to the litter box and select "REMOVE", this should take care of the conflict at hand. Remember to evade any usage of AV Updates, Upgrades, Extensions, or anything else associated with them, they are evil. If you are experiencing difficulties with this, please contact your local psychologist at Brittneyish0t@poomail.com.nz.

For PC users

Click the Start button or orb logo or Start charm and then click on "Control Panel" and then click on "Control Panel" (again, but a different one) and then double click on "Add or Remove Programs" and then look for your antivirus so you can select it and click on "Remove or Uninstall". At this point, you can follow the prompts to continue removing your deleterious software.