West

This might come from the West.

From out of the West shall come hordes of wacky Californians wearing sandals and cursing the American Medical Association. Yucky bugs will seeth from the kitchen faucets of Catholics. Jews shall develop super-strength and poor short term memory. Demons will claw their way out of the skulls of Mormons. Royalty shall have umbrellas stuck up their asses. Italians shall lose their taste for Parmesan.

The retarded shall see, and the lame shall hear. A great light will shine in the sky, and it will rain spoons with which to sip from the Blue Cauldron of Knowledge.

See Also

• Down
• North
• South
• Space
• Time
• Up