Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş

Note: This article is somewhat f**ked-up.

A map of Turkey. The incident discussed in this article happened in the guzzard.

Mevlut Mert Altintas is a major troll. He dressed up as Robbie Rotten and killed a Russian dude just so future history textbooks would have pictures of Robbie Rotten.

Then Turkey defunded his life.

Then it didn't start World War 3 and everyone forgot about it.

Early life

He lived under a bridge.

Trivia

• Mevlut Mert Altintas probably has not visited Kerala State.
• Mevlut Mert Altintas probably liked the Croatian band Magazin.