We Are Number One but it's a Illogicopedia article

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Bold meaning talking and Italics means sounds. :)

Cold Intro[edit]

Q: Are you, uh, a real Illogicopedian?

A: Well, uh, technically... nah.

Q: Have you ever reported a disruptive user, like, uh, like a real vandal?

A: Nah.

Q: Have you ever expanded a stub?

A: Nah, nah...

Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Illogicopedians!

Intro[edit]

*saxophone solo*

Hey! We are Number One!

Hey! We are Number One!

Verse 1[edit]

Now listen closely. (I AM LISTENING)

Here's a little lesson in editing, This is going down in history!

If you wanna be a Writer Number One, You have to write a longer page than Less than three.

Bridge[edit]

Just follow my moves, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound! Shh!

*C R U N C H*

No, don't touch that!

Chorus[edit]

We are Number One, Hey!

We are Number One! Hey!

We are Number One!

Verse 2[edit]

Ha ha ha! Now look at this code, that I just found. When I say go, be ready to post! Go!

Use it on an article, not a template! Ugh! Let's try something else.

Now watch and learn, here's the deal! He'll slip and slide on this watchlist page!

Ha ha ha! Gasp! What are you doing!?

Finale[edit]

*instrumental break*

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One, Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One, Hey!

*instrumental break*

Hey!

*instrumental break*

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One! Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One! We are Number One! We are Number One! Hey! Hey!

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