We Are Number One but it's a Illogicopedia article
Bold meaning talking and Italics means sounds. :)
Cold Intro[edit | edit source]
Q: Are you, uh, a real Illogicopedian?
A: Well, uh, technically... nah.
Q: Have you ever reported a disruptive user, like, uh, like a real vandal?
A: Nah.
Q: Have you ever expanded a stub?
A: Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Illogicopedians!
Intro[edit | edit source]
*saxophone solo*
Hey! We are Number One!
Hey! We are Number One!
Verse 1[edit | edit source]
Now listen closely. (I AM LISTENING)
Here's a little lesson in edit-y, this is going down in history!
If you wanna be a Writer Number One, you have to write a longer page than Less than three.
Bridge[edit | edit source]
Just follow my moves, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound! Shh!
*C R U N C H*
No, don't touch that!
Chorus[edit | edit source]
We are Number One, Hey!
We are Number One! Hey!
We are Number One!
Verse 2[edit | edit source]
Ha ha ha! Now look at this code, that I just found. When I say go, be ready to post! Go!
Use it on an article, not a template! Ugh! Let's try something else.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal! You'll slip and slide on this watchlist peel!
Ha ha ha! Gasp! What are you doing!?
Finale[edit | edit source]
*instrumental break*
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One, Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One, Hey!
*instrumental break*
Hey!
*instrumental break*
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One! Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One! We are Number One! We are Number One! Hey! Hey!
