Kerala
Kerala is the land of coconuts and Mexicans. Was once known as the Kingdom of Thiruvithamkoor. Home to Mohanlal and the Walrus mustache. The walrus inside is alive! The capital of Kerala is Thiruvananthapuram. It is famous for its wild parties of Alcoholics Anonymous and Alcohol. The Alcohol is mostly situated at Idukki dam by which the Keralian people visit to drench themselves in the good stuff. Known by many Keralians was Sreesanth, one of the most notorious drinkers. He drank so much that he vomited all over Kochi, creating what is now Lulu Mall.
Feynmanium was discovered here in a furnace and published in Further Drippings From the Totem Pole in a paper published by Gay-Z, George et al. They were motivated by their failure to synthesize Gerbyllium and the humiliation of their early parapsychology (or whatever) work regarding Gerry Anderson's UFO using the methods of Get Salt Psychology. Ggg gg. G gg g? Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghg. Giant penises are not had by Keralians, except for those of the Namboothiri caste. This was done by God to humiliate the non Namboothiris especially the Pulayars. Keralians are only able to gibblesproot with a giglioautonomicon.
Their literature is famous. They wrote the Ginsu repose. Outsiders say it is glossolalia, but it is actually meaningful text. "Glupcrushckluckgluckguckgawkrack" is not an example of a word appearing in it.
When you get to Kerala, it is impossible to go further east. People attempting it will go insane from the Goatse virus. Or you will smack into the mountains for which the Keralan language is named after. Mala... you know... Don't go further east. Death awaits.
He looks like a wet baby horse.
സുഗന്ധവ്യഞ്ജനങ്ങൾ[edit | edit source]
Yes, that's it.
List of people who have been to Kerala state[edit | edit source]
- Blippi
- All the children of Trucial Oman
- The entire population of England as of 1846
- Charles
Jesus- Barack Obama
- Um, yeah, that's about it