Myki
Not to be confused with Mike or Mika.
Myki is the Illuminati in disguise, they are taking over public transit with their ticket machines...
At first, it looks simple - insert a card, the fare is automatically deducted, but no. Instead of deducting a fare, it adds monsters and ghosts onto your card, which cannot be removed.
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The Illuminati control these monsters and ghosts by referring to them as a 'simple RFID public transport solution for everyone'. It is nothing of the sort. For instance, one person stated that they got on a bus, swiped their Myki card, and all of a sudden they were eaten. By sharks. Despite the fact they were inland. And when they somehow topped up their card, they were killed by lions, and buried in the Upfield Cemetery. (Does Upfield have a cemetery? Probably not.)