Nuke the whales

Whales being blubbered up and down as well as slightly nuked.

They tell us not to nuke the whales. So what should we do with them?

1. Turn them into an tasty head cheese
2. Turn them into a blubber car, with tiny blubber steering wheels
3. Blubber them up.
4. Blubber them down
5. Do an Irish jig around a pile of them.
6. In case a bit of dairy queen inside their rib cage
7. Sack them from the job
8. Salute them for all they dun for your country!
9. Shank 'em
10. Pokemon them by doing a Pokemon
11. Manga them by mangaraming them up
12. Anger them by dismissing them
13. Write a list about things that are... !
14. Shoot the Battlestar Galactica
15. Create a Death Star and blow up the whole planet.

Oh and...

They were created by the devil

Nuke them!

Have a nice day, now...

See also

• Killer Whales