Purple bunnies

The bunnies are coming, and Rayman's not here to save you. Grab a plunger.

Due to accelerated radioactive decay of the exotic matter of which they are constructed (by demons from the 38th dimension), it is unadvisable to approach a purple bunny from any closer than 6.1288 kilometers.

“Wot's it? Purple? 'Tis a bit gay, 'swhat. If I was a transdimensional being, I'd be Doctor Who, not a bloody purple-arsed bunny!”

~ Old Codger on Purple Bunnies

“If you can catch one, you can really taste the 35 extra dimensions of flavour!”

~ Smiley Johannsson on Purple Bunnies

“EXTERMINATE!”

~ Daleks on Purple Bunnies

Purple Bunnies, as they are known in contemporary laymens' terms, are the inhabitants of the Purple Realm, known mathematically as the 38th Dimension. Although their dimensions allow them to locate themselves along 38 axes, they prefer to only manifest themselves within 3 axes. Their symbol is the Number 37, as they assume all dimensions below them are inferior and worthy of huffation, though only if they are catlike.

History of the Doctrine 12

The Lord Baby.

They are extremely evil and follow the dictations of their leader, the High Chair Baby of Flabbergasted Minutemen. The Lord Baby has decreed the Doctrine 12, which are as follows:

• 1. None of my followers shall manifest along the ultrathree axes.
• 2. All kittens huffed shall be within the 37 dimensions below us.
• 3. Rule Number 2 includes those in infrazero dimensions, such as the Negative Fourty-Second Dimension.
• 4. The Ruler of the Bunnies shall be the Lord Baby of the High Chair.
• 5. The Government formed of the Doctrine 12 shall be called the PurRelGov.
• 6. No alcohol shall be sold on Monday or alternate Wednesdays.
• 7. All calendars shall include Mixtape Friday, in which businesses shall blast random Kraftwerk and Squarepusher songs as employees engage in ultraflushing, the act of flushing toilets multiple times to flood entire offices.
• 8. The eighth rule shall stand for the remaining four rules and itself, creating a nice even number that is not 13 or 11.

Their dimension is bordered by the 37th Dimension and the Noisnemid Sdrawkcab, in which all objects are located on sexa 93. These dimensions are not frequently visited by the evil bunnies, but they are there. They are not even really worth noting, actually, so it is probably best to not mention them 't'all.

The Dystopia of the 12

The PurRelGov was originally formed as a utopia, which as all people know, last for many thousands of years before falling apart two days after their conception. The PurRelGov then became the Anarchy-Monarchy that it is known as today. The Lord Baby does absolutely nothing in enforcing the 12, so the bunnies are usually free to slide among all axes and totally ork up history as it was and will be. They choose not to, for the most part, because they watch TV all day, play World of Warcraft, and forget to urinate.

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