Rules of Everything

The Rules

These are important. They are like the laws of Physics but better.

1. This Article cannot be Deleted or All will cease to exist.
2. The Rules must always be obeyed, or they shall be obeyed more!
3. Flowers shall never be purple.
4. The word science has an invisible 'y' in it!
5. The Tomato is actually a species of Dolphin
6. Ectoplasm shall always be found in strawberries.
7. A number will always be greater than ฿
8. Cats are dangerous creatures
9. Hey, can we go on land now?
10. NO
11. Why not?
12. THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
13. Your soul belongs to US!
14. If you are an Illogipedian, your soul belongs to Illogicopedia
15. Animals must be put down if they play Minecraft.
16. You must pay 500 gallons of water to China, and they will give you 1 micrometer of water.
17. People older than 17 must use $, €, £, and ¥.
18. I’m not using those letters!!!
19. now…. Or I gon $h00t y0u
20. 0K F1N3 I W1LL D0 1T
21. Y0UR N0T U$1NG TH€ L£TT€RS I $A1D Y0U $H0ULD
22. F1N£

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