Rules of Everything

The Rules

These are important. They are like the laws of Physics but better.

1. This Article cannot be Deleted or All will cease to exist.
2. The Rules must always be obeyed, or they shall be obeyed more!
3. Flowers shall never be purple.
4. The word science has an invisible 'y' in it!
5. The Tomato is actually a species of Dolphin
6. Ectoplasm shall always be found in strawberries.
7. A number will always be greater than ฿

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