Rules of Everything

The Rules

These are important. They are like the laws of Physics but better.

1. This Article cannot be Deleted or All will cease to exist.
2. The Rules must always be obeyed, or they shall be obeyed more!
3. Flowers shall never be purple.
4. The word science has an invisible 'y' in it!
5. The Tomato is actually a species of Dolphin
6. Ectoplasm shall always be found in strawberries.
7. A number will always be greater than ฿
8. Cats are dangerous creatures
9. Hey, can we go on land now?
10. NO
11. Why not?
12. THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
13. Your soul belongs to US!
14. If you are an Illogipedian, your soul belongs to Illogicopedia
15. Animals must be put down if they play Minecraft.

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