Scientist

"Hmmm. I seem to have lost a lens. Not that I care, my glasses are just for show anyways."

“Those damned scientists will never get away with my pinicinic basket!”

~ Mad Scientist Petunia

Scientists live in laboratories and get paid for creating mutants, freakish creatures and Dolly the Sheep. Mostly they are mad and will steal your sandal when they are given half the chance. Duuuude, the world of science is CREEPY!

Scientists have also been credited with major discoveries in the field of er, football. I mean science. Albert Einstein is not one of them, for he could not take free kicks. Neither could Isaac Newton, who was nowhere near as good as Ivanasti Chestikov.

See also

• Scientific science
• Mad scientist petunia
• Some scientist