Specific Ocean

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“I swam in it!”

~ Just another guy trying to write a funny quote

The Specific Ocean is the world's smallest ocean, at collectively 22 ft. 11 in. deep (appx) and 6 feet in diameter. It is also the only ocean in the world to be situated in the middle of India. It is sometimes full of fish, just like all the other oceans, but occasionally waffles and eggs have been known to inhabit it. Especially in the morning.

Monitering It


There is much controversy to whether it is simply a pond and not an ocean, but most scientists believe that is definitely an ocean, and a very great one at that. Some have even proposed for it to be named the only Great Ocean in the world.

It's inhabitants are currently at war with Atlantis.

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