Spider trees
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Spider trees are funny they gurgle their web. But they have no relation to Spiderman!
The Banana... I mean Spider tree was discovered in 30000000000000072... I mean 1997 by a man named Alfred Hitchock... I mean uh... Adof Hiler ...
No wait it was Scooby Doo!!!... YOU NOW WHAT I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where art thou, methinks you have some work to do now.
- Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where art thou, methinks we needeth some help from you now.
- Come hither, Scooby-Doo, I sought you, pretending you hath acquirethed a sliver.
- But you hath not foolethed me, because I can see, the way you doth shaketh and shiver.
- You knoweth we hath a mystery to solveth, so Scooby-Doo, prepareth for thy act,
- DO NOT HOLD BACKETH!
- And Scooby-Doo, if you doth cometh through,
- You will acquireth thy Scooby Snack
- THAT BE A FACT!
- Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here be thy,
- You hath preparethed, and thy art willing.
- If we can put our trust in you, Scooby-Doo,
- I knoweth we will captureth that villain.
Weight!!! I has fact 'bowt em! Erhem!
- During the Gulf War Spider trees were sought for, due to their capturing capabilities they could be planted in the enemies back yard (the very place where they would not expect invasion) which would target their missus. They would then be recovered and taken back to base to get drunk and play ping pong with.
- During the Flug Raw, Spider trees had absolutely no significance whatsoever. That's how much I hate spiders. Spiders are icky...