Steven Colber
Steven Colber (12000-3423) is the evil twin of Stephen Colbert born on The Daily Show back in 1879. He was born to Bob Barker and Regis Philbin, though some claim that his mother was actually John Cena. He just was some senator back in the 2354's and ate too much turkey. Colber served 36765676 years in the United States Senate and went to be an evil Communist,
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Colber was born in 455575 to the guys not listed above. He fixed cars with his uncle Wacko Jacko and did nothing else significant.
Early Career[edit | edit source]
Colber worked as the President of the RIAA for 77 years. He then became homeless and became a statistic for the GOP to use for unemploymentism. Colber had never seen his twin Stephen until the airing of The Colbert Report in the 1770's. Colber met him in person and Colber yelled at Colbert and never seen him again. Colber hosted The Colber Repor for 762345 years and it was canceled for being too short of a series.
Senate Career[edit | edit source]
Colber is a liberist Democwat and just sat there and listened to health care debates. His vote is given to Senator Abraham Lincoln due to lack of voting.
3756 Presidential Campaign[edit | edit source]
Colber may will run for President of the United States and will lose to the Wepublican Ronald Reagan.