The Colbert Report
The Colber(t) Repor(t)is a rubbish fake news show hosted by French pretty boy Stephen Colber(t). It is a host of liberal thought, blasphemy against the one Holy and True God and has a demonic button that gives out bad financial information usually involving bees. It has a French bias because all things, including the host's surname.
The show is hosted by Satanic Viacom which also came up with iCarly, Jersey Shore, Chappele's Show, and SpongeBob SquarePants. Jimmy Fallon and Congressmen also frequent the show.
This one time I was watching it and my television turned into a thousand million miniature marshmallows. Typically I'd rejoice about such an event, but it just so happened that I was out of hont chonkolate. I proceeded to stab myself in my spleen, but then that hurt so I stopped.
Oh jeezum.
They're coming.
