Talk:Eminem

Oh come on, this is way too close to reality. We should cast Eminem as a giant living candy-coated piece of milk chocolate with the letter "m" printed on it. The world's first candy rapper! --Nerd42 14:08, 29 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

“Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers.”

~ Oscar Wilde on on rappers

• This is copied from Uncyclopedia. Can I just rewrite it?--ColbertNation 23:06, 23 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Please do. —rms talk 00:42, 24 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

All right. I shall start.--ColbertNation 00:54, 24 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)