Talk:His body was still twisted

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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HORRIBLE AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I HAVE A PATHETIC ADMIRATION FOR THE INTERFACE SERIES AND I AM REALLY NOT A CREATIVE PERSON SO I RESORTED TO WRITING THIS ATROCITY WITH PITIFUL DICTION AND STORYTELLING

I AM NOT A GOOD WRITER BUT THIS IS WHAT I AM ABLE TO PRODUCE WITHOUT THINKING BECAUSE IF I THINK TOO HARD THEN I CAN'T WRITE TO YIPPEE I'M LITERARILY HANDICAPPED YOU'RE WELCOME NOW PLEASE GIVE ME A REASON TO DELETE THIS ARTICLE FFS 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:10, 4 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)

Aw, it's not that bad. It's weird, though. Weirder than those wacky guys who were stealing the souls of the Minbari because reasons and putting them in a bag. I still don't get that episode. So this is based on a story somebody is telling on Reddit?  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 16:02, 4 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)
Yes, but it is far more than a story, Flyingcat... It is a literary masterpiece. If it were a book it could easily be considered a landmark sci-fi/horror work that's up there with I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream and Carrion Comfort. The anonymous author is simply a master storyteller with immense talent that will keep you absolutely entranced. It's all here. It does have foul language, though. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:37, 5 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)
It's very weird. In other words, perfect Illogicopedia material. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:51, 4 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)