Talk:Lettuce

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fuck lettuce? How would that work... --Flingers 16:01, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I can think of a few ways, but they do not bear discussing in polite conversation. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101021 - 16:17 (UTC)
Made it better.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:30, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Every day, thousands of lettuces are harmed with knives by people trying to cook their dinner. Just 25 cents can help us save these mysterious and enigmatic creatures. Your donation counts. Call the Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Vegetables, PO Box 9999, Lembleton. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:03, 30 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)