The Communist Manifesto
“The chief difference between a comma and a Commie is that one of them is apparently a punctuational mark of some kind and the other one should DIE.”
“Whuh? Commie books? Here? F--- these mother----ing Japs and mother----ing commies and their mother----ing babies. Where's mah mother----ing coffie, Sally?”
“Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 due to comlications from prescription drugs and poor eating habits.”
“This book was the start of a vast global conspiracy created by Van Jones and George Soros and these idiots who call my phone at three in the morning. Surely they must be secretly, slowly taking away our liberties promised in the Declaration and taking us to serfdom.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
The Communist Manifesto is a piece of commie propaganda written by the funniest and the oldest of the Marx brothers, Karl Marx. It is a humorous piece detailing exactly how to create a totalitarian government ruled by guys with funny facial hair. It was also partially ghostwritten by The Three Stooges and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Some other jerk that people don't remember, Friedrich Engels, also helped in writing the the title of the book, since Sonic didn't know the first thing about how the class struggle drives history; in fact, Sonic said history couldn't possibly keep up with him at his speed!
And that's why, children, Sonic has been the symbol failed communism. They tried to implement it too fast.