The Cringey Article

This article is to be semi-similar to the Mindless sandalism one, but more cringey.

“Bruh...”

~ Suki the Hedgehog on The Cringey Article

This is the cringey article farticle. I will try to be as cringe as I can, while Jordan Fringe makes the pringe of the suringe. My rhyming is back, with the pack of Jack, and Ag, and the bag, and the bug, and the pug, and the jug, and the wig, and the jig, and-

“I can't think of a rhyme!”

~ Catboy on PJ Masks

One day, this (f)article will be verrrry cringeyyy...

because I said so

I just farted sixteen times

I stunk up an entire room doing this, lmao

they all now call me the skunk guys!!! lool!!!

What are you doing???!!! *sung to the tune of "bad guy" by billie eilish*

I don't know, just making the fun bun, and the pun gun, and the tough puff, shove cuff, rug tug, ruff, ruff!

I'm a doctor proctor, making a little mock-tor shock-tor, factors of the Cry Tie type, I'm the Dye type.

I'm a bag... Huh?

HuH? *sung to "Thrift Shop"*

W, w, w, w,

I'm gonna look in the Recent changes!

I-I-I'm huntin' lookin' for an IP, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Welcome to ?pedia like "What up?"

I got a big key the people like, "wuw wuuw wuUuw WhuUuhW that's a key."

Imma take your cult

Imma take your cult

No, for real, No for real

Can I have your cult

I'll wear your weirdo

They got a broken farticle, I bought a broken farticle, I bought a Slanket, then I bought a knee

ba-ba-badabada-ba-ba

SnickerHeadz be like: "AAAAAAAAAA"

I'm gonna pop some.

Whatcha know about nonsense?

(horn honking)

whoa. wUT?

That's fifty dollars for a Hot-Wicket, I-I-I'm-ma-ma

I'm in this big banana, I look edible

Yeah yeah yeah egg egg egg

• the lick intensifies*

JERN: AAAA

This is america.

This is 'Murica.

This is Erica.

Look, this is Eric.

This is Ms. America.

This is Ms. 'Murica

This is XML

Look, this is XL

This is Ms. Jericha.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

imma be vibin' now, yeah, this is uh si siht uhehu.

WOO! look what I got, (Cool Hwhip!)

*gunshot* This is why we always check to see if they're loaded! Don't catch you slippin' now,

Yeah yeah, Imma go into this, yeah yeah, this is my area (my area) Imma tire, yeah yeah oh ay ay

No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Yeah

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah. (Yay!)

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah. (Yay!)

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah. (Yay!)

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah. (Yay!)

Cut the rap.

what?

Now, the cult will bolt, then jolt and lol't, and go into teh particle of the farticle and the sharticle, but then break the fake and the cake, while mechanized arms by a technician place a tutu and plate in the cake.

Lyte Andronic would see Light Android and fight android, soos, Uncle Pete will cheat, and meet the meat, and the feet, and the beet, which is always off-beat, then I'll get bingo wings, but Bingo flings, and she wears her thongs (sandals in I cat tall the darkese [Australian English]) and I fly with hearts like it's Valentines day, as she wears them. UwU. We must protecc :)

Hey iCat tall the dark, you don't wanna be known as the guy who farts, like, literally?

Now, Bandit is stuck in a YTP in YUV while reading a story to the kids:

It was a daaaaaaaaaaaaark and stooooooooooooormy night...

Whatever.

See aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalso

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IDEKAM, ÆǼǢŒæǽǣœ LOL Xd :v

Why did I do that lmao

What is this crap?

A Technician turned on her computer, and logged in to YouTube.

She then trolled the entire YouTube public hundreds of times. RUDE.

The YouTube are then programmed with this face

dr. antto\ o lnee qa johnsons is the nillogicaly typed bry elginarode whirl he trys to get grammer right.

“Actually Grammar spelled with A.”

~ grammar nazi

AAAAAA GUGUGAGA KMAFO!1!!! 694340 dudud7 said that i was a cult. (stinkytheskunky stlye gibberish)

Blowhard cults love to fart on all of our students. And, Dr. Antoneya Johnsson's page is too small. lolfail. A technician then punches out the other workers, and beats them into a pulp. [BEEP] Begin the beating.

Then, Πbecomes an fartical, It's beyond repair.

Shart for me please

Now we will get a strip of crisp bacon.

Pretty cool.

A classic touch.

Pretty cool. Classic stuff.

A strip of moldy bacon.

Gross! EEEEWWWW!!!

A sick touch.

Now, IUDOUHFSUO

This article, is just f**ked.

Now, we will put the pastry ball in the poop, and then cover it with another sh!t.

They put a ball in the hoop.

(slam dunk) OHHHHH!!! DID YOU C THAT? HE'S UNBELIEVEABLE!!! AHAHAH!

AaAAaAAaAAaAAaAAaA lol

What Taxworm has to say about this

So, yesterday I came back from school, opened Microsoft Paint and started doodling around. Then I farted. Fart fart fart. Just like this farticle. Then I drew the fart on Microsoft Paint and this is how did it turn out:

Beautiful, isn't it? Isn't it? Huh??

Uhh, then I entered the living room, also known as The Taxwroom, and asked my mom for lemonade, but then I said it isn't needed, because we do a little trolling. Then I went to the toilet, because I wanted to poop after I farted, so I entered the Bathroom, also known as the Bathworm, and then I pooped so hard that I was feeling like I ate 3 pounds of marbles. Trust me, you don't want to know that feeling. And then, when I finally finished pooping, and I've stood up in order to wipe, I have started uncontrollably pooping again, and a big fat doodoo fell in my pants. OH NO!!! NOT A DOODOO IN MY PANTS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Then my father entered, saw me visibly disgusted with poop in my pants, and laughed: "Muahahahaha". I cried for the next 30 minutes. Then I asked my mom to clean up my pants and she refused to do it, so I framed her as a bad and irresponsible mother. She responded by saying that I am adapted, but what does adapted even mean? My family is so cringe.