The Masterpiece of Random Awesomeness

The Introduction of Random Awesomeness

The only known photograph of Random Awesomeness

This is the Masterpiece of Random Awesomeness...as you can see. I wrote this, it's my masterpiece....if you don't like it.....go chew on my uber sock. Although, it would be quite difficult to eat my uber sock, since it smells of a burnt turd covered in burnt hair and it is so stale that it is as hard as concrete. So, let me re-phrase that. I wrote this masterpiece....if you don't like it.....go eat a tortillia filled with harbenero hot sauce and laxitives. Oooh!!!! Spicy diareeah!!!

....um...ew. That's like, stuffing a pepper up your butt then had explosive diareeah. I am unaware of the correct spelling of diareeah. Geh Blibble!

The Timeline of Random Awesomeness

• The squeezably soft lion tamer patiently cartwheeled over the toxic elbow macaroni.
• The hairless circus freak thoroughly worshipped the flavorful croutons.
• The boneless, flabby trapeze artist feverishly swam upstream to get to the enormous llama omelet.
• The completely naked sleepwalker sheepishly stepped right in the hideous bowl of blood pudding.
• The nearsighted tooth fairy sporadically auctioned off the prizewinning stack of flapjacks.
• The half-crazed wandering forensic investigator haphazardly drove right over the frozen pickled pig snouts.

The Bingo Game of Random Awesomeness

The Prime Warlord of Bingo Chips has conducted the ultimate search for the greatest bingo chip dealers in the world. From the back streets of Super Japan he payed $1,987 worth of bingo chips and set up in a small, amatuer, bingo hall. The game consisted of 42 players, including Chuck Norris. Fourteen hours later, a parasite infested dog taking a wizz on the flagpole of society won the grand prize of nothing. Ironicly, the dog's name was Bingo. He was then ran over by an angry Chuck Norris. Then, Chuck Norris took the dead and forsaken body of the dog, ate it, spit it out, buried it, dug it up, urinated on it, smelt it, chewed on it, buried it, shot at it, and stuffed it in a garbage can. He then lit the can on fire, bombed it, ran it over, ate it, pooed it out, smelt it, ate it and barfed it onto a tiger. Chuck Norris killed the tiger with his bare feet.

Ye Olde West Shootout of Random Awesomeness

The Ye Olde West Shootout took place in the nineteen twenties at high noon. The shootout was shot out between a sumo wrestler wearing a bikini and an insane truck driver/cop. Yet, in the end both died after being mauled by a stapede of angry chickens. Ps. the angry chickens were mutated, on steroids, and their eyes had been taped shut. What chance did the shooters have to survive? Cowboys are the only name they use in westerns, for Chuck Norris is the only one qualified to be a cow man!

The Advertisement of Random Awesomeness

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The Masterpiece of Random Awesomeness

...wait.....what the..........OMG! Wait, no......hmmmmmmm.....oh yeah! Your reading the Masterpiece of Random Awesomeness....yeah. Seriously, you are reading it.

The Random Awesomeness of Random Awesomeness

The random awesomeness of random awesomeness is a un-popular comic book series that nobody has evur herjd of. So, to keep the secretness of the random awesomeness of random awesomeness let's not talk 'bout it. Secret!!! But if I don't tell you about it you will stop reading this article.....drat. Ok fine, The Random Awesomeness of Random Awesomeness is....bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla blahhh *A few hours later* And so..in comclusion the theory of evolution takes no part in the Romine Concour.

GTA Game of Random Awesomeness

The GTA Game of Random Awesomeness is a new Grand Theft Auto that will be due fro release in 2014. Nobody but Rockstar knows about it..so ask them. But.....psst i hacked their systems. I know about the game!!! Okay, you play as an escpaed convict from Bellgium. After blowing up the world you go to Mars and fight and vandilize alien society!!! Double awesome!

The Conclusion of Ranodm Awesomeness

In conclusion, this is The Masterpiece of Random Awesomeness. It is my masterpiece and please do not add to it unless it is a formatting type thing or category. Also, this article will not be finished for a while, since I am still coming up with new ideers for it.Fnurdle