Thetford
Thetfnord is a sleepy English town.
Scientific achievements[edit | edit source]
The scientists of Thetfnord have created a monstrous hybrid of fish and humans. Be catious when visiting Thetfnord, as Thetfnord fish-humans are wont to slap tourists with wet clue bats.
Demographics[edit | edit source]
Fish-humans make up 30% of the population. A moderate-sized minority of humans keeps dogs as pets, and a small minority of fish-humans keeps dogs as food. The bird population depends on the political and meterological climate in Mexico.
Wait a minute...[edit | edit source]
Isn't a fish-human just a mermaid, probably the only gendered noun in the English language where the default is feminine? 'Prostitute' doesn't count because by 'default' I meant the form used when gender is unknown or unimportant, and I don't think that applies to discussions of prostitution. If I'm wrong, you can sue me, but your lawsuit would be thrown out because you can only bring civil suits against legal persons, a legal fiction, who have harmed you.