|Term of office:||1994 – 2004|
|Preceded by:||Glass of orange juice|
|Succeeded by:||Monsters that live under your bed|
|Date of birth:||?/?/1875|
|Place of birth:||Albuquerque|
|Date of death:||--|
|Place of death:||America|
|Political party:||New Labour|
However he is in no way as fast as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ announces that the buffet is open.
However he is in no way as fat as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ enquires as to what happened to the buffet.
However he is in no way as much of a liar as the Artful Dodger who was more honorable in his quests and methods.