New Death

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Not to be confused with regular death.

A city in the eastern United States. Named after Death, a city in England. Name sometimes shortened to ND (e.g. "I♥ND"). Has one of the lowest death rates worldwide, ironically.

Brief History[edit]

“Live short and falter.”

~ Original town motto

New Death was founded in 1803 by five guys who were very pro death. Unfortunately, this pro-death stance gave them great vigor and determination, adding to their life spans. Their hardworkingness attracted young, healthy families to the town, populating it with good genes, and few diseases. By the late 19th century, all of the founders were dead, and the purpose of the town was lost.

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