Top Ten Historical Figures
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From Illogicopedia's Top Ten collection. Where opinion is fact.
These men, women, children, and things have left an indelible mark on human history and persist in influencing today's leaders and pompous demagouges across the world. Without these fine creatures, life on Earth would just be meaningless and fun! So, bow down, as our great leaders and history-makers come down this totally unbiased list!
- Some guy
- Charles Manson
- Your Grandmother
- The Joker
...Why are you cringing so hard? It's not like I included some low-life nobodies like Adolf Hitler or Mao Zedong or Jesus or <insert name here> in this list, right? Why would I put the names of people that contributed nothing to modern society?