Turd World War
The Turd World War is the war in which USSERS fight off the gosh darn nazi bass turds with bass turds after Boris Medvedev dies. New states are formed and the streets of the world are filled with bloody diarrhea. Germany does a split into the nazi bass turd ship of dick tumors that it used to be and a more democrazy version of the former. Nobody forms DDR, because nobody likes commieism. The EU splits as well, with autonomous territories becoming random states derping about like it ain't no one's biznitch. Russia becomes Sovjetogorsk once more, of which the bourgeoisie tells to fornicate itself like the sirs that they are. They take Kaliningrad for themselves to found libertarianism, the thing Putin hated a lot. Like shrooms outta the ground, neo-nazi organizations start tripping balls. As expected, the entire Earth is being devoured by chaotic shit monsters from offensive video games. As even the almighty 'Muricaland splits, white people go back to Africa where they came from. The conception of warception occurs as many wars are waged inside this very one. Other democrazies beat each others in the face with sticks. The Jews try to exterminate every German they find. The world leaders import their souls into Illogicopedia to discuss how it all came to this. How not, asks Illogicopedia, and soon it becomes the target of persistent shit-flinging countries in their world war. Other wikis may suffer the same fate...