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This page is just here so I can type some uninteresting test stuff in it.

I haven't put anything funny here because I'm just using it to check out some links and stuff which aren't especially funny, desole, sorry, los sientos, das tut mir leid, and so forth...

(If you find this page funny your sense of humor must be even lamer than mine, and that's saying something.)

Test Links and really boring stuff

Dodos, dodos, Dodo, dodo, aepyornis, elephant bird, awk, great awk, lesser awk, lesser great awk, greater least awk, Noah's awk, ostrich, giant ostrich food food (noun) food (verb) food (adjective) Dillage Vump

mouse is the cat for nall good pigs to fly to their masters

Other Stuff

OK, well, this isn't just here as test text, after all. It's some stuff which is here because it wanted to get written, or it had to get written, or anyway I wanted to get it out of my head where it was taking up potentially useful space, but it's really not good enough for sticking in main space.

Or it conflicts with other pages that already exist, or potentially exist.

Or it should maybe be on some other encylopedia entirely.

Or something.

Or it's not here at all, because it's already been moved to main space, or the recycle bin, or some other encyclopedia entirely, or something.

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A short article on Food which was here has been moved out to main space

A Truly Wonderful Link (which goes nowhere)

I saw it in a vision, while looking at a page about offensive and otherwise irregular sandwiches. There was a link. It said something silly about autism, but my eyes didn't quite pick it up right the first time, and before my bleary I-should-go-to-bed-an-hour-ago vision there swimmingly appeared....

Insight into the Mind of an Asparagus

And it must be made to exist for it is truly too wonderful to not exist.

But blimey, I have no idea what might go on such a page.

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Tables 'n stuff

Run it, and you're done!! Voila!! Perfect bagels, every time!!

Asparagus

Gone away, gone to Main Space...

Awk!

This section has been copied out onto its own little pagelet and might even have a little more text in it over yonder

“And the Great Bird descended upon a star from the Heavens and mingled amongst the Cows of the Hilltop, and of their mingling begate the First of the Nephelim”

~ The notorious Chapter LXXXVI of the Lost Book of Enoch (that's chapter 536 in decimal -- it's a long book)

“There rose a Great Bird. The Bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them.”

~ The seventh chapter of the Book of Mozilla on Birds

“And God spake to him, and betold him to get him to the Great Awk, and upon it to load all creatures, and all plants, and all of his family, and all of his animals, and all of his lands, and a sufficiency of food for 40 years ”

~ Jubilees 5:21

“That was the biggest damn skeleton I ever seen”

~ preparator at the American Museum of Natural History

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In modern times the members of the Awk family of two legged winged and feathered homeothermic animals number four: the Awk, the Least Awk, the Great Awk, and the Greater Awk. Certain etymologists also recognize the Greater Least Awk and the Lesser Great Awk but most can't quite make them out, even under exceptionally good light.

The main characteristic all these avians hold in common, aside from their distinctive call, which sounds remarkably like the sound produced by an aged South Pacific islander with a frog stuck in his throat who has just dropped his end of the log canoe on his left big toe, and aside from the the fact that they are all extinct, is in fact their lack of flight.

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More text of a generally useless sort We really want to see where it goes Does it go on top Does it go underneath Does it go on the right Does it go on the left Does it crawl up the wall and across the ceiling Does it sneak out through a crack in the corner Where oh where does it ... go?

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Text below all that

If it's not broken, don't fix it!!