User talk:Абвг

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Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

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--Fluffalizer 20:04, 14 Arply 2023 (UTC)

I'd also like to add that ignoring admins will not get you far on this site! CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 09:48, 16 Arply 2023 (UTC)

Re: Illogicopedia email from user "Абвг"

Slight censorship is not enough! You need to listen to what the admins are telling you. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:34, 16 Arply 2023 (UTC)

On your little outburst from earlier today...

I'm sure you understand that there are much better ways to handle your frustration than cursing out an admin. Please remain civil from now on. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 04:20, 22 Arply 2023 (UTC)

Your recreation of page "Eooeokwojdo"

This is the third time you've created this article. I find it hard to believe that you don't understand what's wrong with it. It's an "ED-style article on [a] random netizen," which Fluffalizer has already told you we don't want here, and it appears defamatory as well. If you continue to create this article after these clear warnings, I will be forced to permanently ban your account. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:33, 22 Arply 2023 (UTC)

I locked away that particular page from being created, because I don't think there's ever going to be any other topic with that exact name. But what Cg098 said also goes for making other similar articles, about the same person or about others. --Fluffalizer 14:26, 23 Arply 2023 (UTC)

What do u mean by defamatory Абвг (talk) 13:51, 23 Arply 2023 (UTC)

Basically, he means that your text seems to be written just to make that person look bad. It's not funny or interesting, or otherwise wanted, by our standards. --Fluffalizer 14:26, 23 Arply 2023 (UTC)

I am trying to create propaganda (don't tell anyone) Абвг (talk) 14:29, 23 Arply 2023 (UTC)

And also I thought the site said write before you think Абвг (talk) 14:39, 23 Arply 2023 (UTC)

The site also says other things. And you've written several things already. It's time for you to think things through a bit. --Fluffalizer 14:44, 23 Arply 2023 (UTC)

What should I write about instead Абвг (talk) 14:45, 24 Arply 2023 (UTC)

You could write about how your toast looks like Shrek, or how the gerbils who don't like bananas are conspiring to take over the Web3 industry, or the fascinating conversation you had with the mushrooms in your backyard yesterday. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 14:55, 24 Arply 2023 (UTC)

These things are boring Абвг (talk) 14:57, 24 Arply 2023 (UTC)

Im bored