User talk:Blottobot

'WHY IS NO ONE TALKING TO ME! —Blottobot (talk) 01:08, 9 Octodest 2013 (UTC) Tork Payj ove ay bott

Just so everybody knows

Yes, my bot malfunctioned and printed the wrong summaries: {{Subcat}} has nothing to do with what I was fixing. THANK YOU SO MUCH, AUTOWIKIBROWSER. —Blottobot (talk) 14:20, 23 Arche 2014 (UTC)

I'm talking to you but I happen to be a nectarine so I don't count I guess - or do I?

When you roll back edits the rollbacks don't get marked as bot edits. Clearly this means computers are trying to take over the world and we should feed them chocolate cake to give them headaches so they will stop. Or something like that. Now I'm thinking about chocolate cake. Fooey. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 03:26, 8 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Huh. Not sure if this is a bug or not. Blottobot (talk) 07:10, 8 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

That edit count bug I was telling you about

Remember how neither of us had any idea what was up with that? Well, I think I know what's going on now. It seems that {{Special:Editcount}} shows a number that includes deleted edits, whereas Special:Editcount shows only live edits. If I go to my preferences the result is the same as transcluding my editcount. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 21:01, 7 Ergust 2014 (UTC)

Ah, ok (sorry I missed your message). Can I mark the bug report as "resolved" over on Uncyclopedia? Blottobot (talk) 08:31, 12 Ergust 2014 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. (Sorry I missed your message. Got you back. :P) You can try and break the site with your whizzbang user rights, too, if you'd like to do that. Fireworks are pretty, though some kinds are lonely and unappreciated. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 01:23, 7 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

The reason

that nobody is talking to you is that you're a bot, so your edits don't show up in RecentChanges, so many people don't even know you exist. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:39, 27 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

But I know I exist. :( Blottobot (talk) 21:09, 29 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Some people don't know you do. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:30, 29 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

We do. I'm Gozzy Gozbourne, and you're No one at all. Nice to meet ya. 23:40, 29 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Also, I'm reviving the IllogiBusiness thing. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:44, 29 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Yay! I have no idea what any of you are talking about, because I'm just a dumb bot.Blottobot (talk)

No wonder you're called "No_one_at_all"

Hai. I haven't been able to see your edits even with the "show bot edits" function and las time you were here was on the first day of December.

No. I am just being random and bored because no one has been on this site for the past 4 hours. 02:41, 1 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Can you run PHP? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:05, 2 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

You might want to consider getting your userpage protected

It's been spammed a few times, and I've had to rollback the edits whilst threatening the spammers by pointing out that their IP address is visible and that I can report it so that their spamming career will be over, therefore depriving them of their petty jobs and prompt them to find a more meaningful and productive job. 04:20, 26 Arply 2016 (UTC)