User talk:Mergapkerelfumrys

Your attention please, while this announcement is going through place, you have been inducted into a secret society. This secret society is called Illogicopedia. It is home to humans, minks and a variety of other races. We don't like vandals, nor sandals. We do however like refugees from Uncyclopedia. Talk about it somewhere. Help is over here: -> here. Enjoy the site, that's the thing. But look at our policy first. Cheese it now. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star, which is cool indeed. You could even get a cool IOTM award! In the end that's it. Enjoy it! Illogicopedia is here. Also, save your breath for reading The Longest Article.

From your friendly neighbourhood Discordian, XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:46, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

I need about tree fitty

Rancorous hatchlings are bearing down on your position. Advise Shiatsu taco salad. Please report any contact with space aliens or the Loch Ness Monster. (kaizum me) 01:17, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)