User talk:Slugwasher

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I saw your Aristole Aristotle edits and your hammer article, and I really like them. Keep up the good work! Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 19:02, 15 Arply 2021 (UTC)

I've noticed that you've been making a lot of corrections, and it's strange to see someone taking our site so seriously. We're not exactly opposed to strangeness here in any way, but if you really are getting bothered by all our apparent mistakes, I want to let you know that we are really just here to post random nonsense for teh lulz. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:46, 17 Arply 2021 (UTC)

when something appears to want to be right, but it is not right, then i make it right. if it appears to want to be wrong, i do not make it right. i would not say that correctness and illogicality are mutually exclusive slugwasher (talk) 21:12, 17 Arply 2021 (UTC)

Well that sounds wise. Maybe try to not sound so irked when you make corrections in future. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 21:31, 17 Arply 2021 (UTC)

i have been very perturbed lately because my wife divorced me and took half of my house with her. now there's a big gaping hole where before there were rooms with walls and ceilings, and it's quite rather cold in here and i don't like being cold. slugwasher (talk) 21:33, 17 Arply 2021 (UTC)

Let me get this straight, you are having real life problems and you are getting upset at an illogical wiki website? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 04:48, 18 Arply 2021 (UTC)

did you even read what i said slugwasher (talk) 07:01, 18 Arply 2021 (UTC)

yeah your wife left, half your house is gone, and you're cold CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:45, 18 Arply 2021 (UTC)

i was taking the metaphorical piss slugwasher (talk) 00:13, 19 Arply 2021 (UTC)

so was I CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 13:06, 19 Arply 2021 (UTC)

your piss smells like asparagus and your skull is full of packing peanuts slugwasher (talk) 17:01, 19 Arply 2021 (UTC)

just be civil ok we will transfer the box of gold to your country after your send the remittance via moneygram, not western onion ok CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:29, 19 Arply 2021 (UTC)

Hwæt?

To be honest, the "What" template probably applies to the vast majority of articles here, so you've got a big task ahead of you. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 13:23, 22 Arply 2021 (UTC)

i disagree. a lot of articles contain at least a trace of meaning. the template applies to those that don't. slugwasher (talk) 20:28, 25 Arply 2021 (UTC)

Even if 51% of the articles here don't have meaning, then it's still technically a majority, plus about 100 more articles, which is a lot, so it's still a vast majority. Also, the ones with meaning would still number around 5,600, which is also a lot, so you're not even contradicting me. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:08, 26 Arply 2021 (UTC)

please stop talking <3 slugwasher (talk) 08:13, 26 Arply 2021 (UTC)

I'll take that as taking the L CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 12:56, 26 Arply 2021 (UTC)